i ninja-kicked a glass of milk because i wanted to.

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   I banged the profile owner because I wanted to. (I am such a slut!)

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   I had sex with an orange because that’s how I roll

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   I banged some cheese because that’s how I roll.

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   i licked a whore because im sexy

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   I stabbed a ninja because that’s how I roll.

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   i slapped a homosexual and i’d do it again…

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    i stabbed paris hilton because thats how i roll.

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    that’s how I roll

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    horse and I’d do it again

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    I cuddled with some cheese because I like noodles. wtf.

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    I licked your mom and I’d do it again. Oh.

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    I ninja-kicked an orange because I’m sexy.

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    I had sex with Santa Claus because I wanted too.

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    I banged a toothbrush because I like noodles.

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    that’s how I roll.

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    I’m beautiful..

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    i cuddled with a pickle because thats how i roll

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    that’s how I roll.

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    I’ve got abs…well that can’t be right, I should go put on a shirt…

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    Well damnit. I raped a cereal box because it was cool.

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    roll and because i like noodles

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    ate out ewith my ex...that’s how I roll.

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    I had sex with a homo because i wanted to extremely accurate.

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    ninja and I’d do it again.

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    I’m beautiful.

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